Admitting to Pryceless he was shocked to see the condition in which he found former rock idols The Rolling Stones [suggestions have been made he was actually vomiting because he'd stolen their entire drug stash and done it all in one go] .

"It was fucking pitiful" he  exclaimed, Mick was paying for sex, Keith was banging up low fat coffee whitener, Charlie was chugging down Mexican cough mixture.

And Ron, well honestly! Who gives a fuck about Ron.

Pryceless went on to admit "I'm a hard man, but it was so fucking depressing I almost bashed their heads in with a bar stool".

Pryceless and his management are planning a series of benefit concerts around the world to support fat old rockers who've fallen on hard times.

In a recent press release Pryceless offered: "It probably too late to resurrect hopeless losers like Aerosmith, Van Halen and those C%&$# Metallica.

But there may be still enough time to save old farts like The Stones from a fatal chair bashing".