Rolling Stones chosen as support act for 2010
"I MAY HAVE DONE YOUR MUM" World Tour.
Mick and Keith went on record stating:
"Ron will take it up the arse if it keeps the cash coming in".
During an interview with London's FACE Magazine last week, Pryceless broke into hysterical tears that brought on a savage vomiting fit.
Admitting to reporters "he was shocked to see the condition in which he found former rock idols The Rolling Stones" [suggestions have been made he was actually vomiting because he'd stolen their entire drug stash and done it all in one go] .
"It was fucking pitiful" he exclaimed, Mick was paying for sex, Keith was banging up low fat coffee whitener, Charlie was chugging down Mexican cough mixture and Ron, well honestly who gives a fuck about Ron.
Pryceless went on to admit "I'm a hard man, but it was so fucking depressing I almost bashed their heads in with a bar stool".
Pryceless and his management are planning a series of benifit concerts around the world to support rockers who've fallen on hard times.
In a recent press release Pryceless offered: "It may be too late to resurrect hopeless losers like 'The Who'; but there may be enough time to save old farts like The Stones from a fatal chair bashing".
Good Morning America 02/04/2009
