Nick Cave will be Pryce's special guest next Thursday (April 8) at the first night of the Mini-Meltdown Festival at London SE1 Royal Festival Hall Purcell Rooms, the three day event organised by Mute Records boss Daniel Miller.

There's nothing I can say about these two that hasn't been laid out in the court transcripts, there's no use denying it, they're just dirty old men said Miller.

Not a piss soaked wino laying in his own vomit dirty ... more Pee-Wee Herman jerking off in a Gay cinema dirty, "not that there's anything wrong with that".

OK! So one of them is a piss soaked dirty twat [can you guess which one?].