We're pissing our pants when we  tell you Pryceless will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in a ceremony held in Moscow on April 4, 2010.

As a refresher, it's been 25 years since his first record [Blah Blah Kindergarten] was released to vehement criticism aimed at it's gratuitously violent content and perverse themes. While it certainly doesn't feel like it's been that long, we believe that's the case!
 
These days Pryce is so rich he's considering just buying the Hall-O-Fame and kicking out anyone he doesn't like.

'We're going to throw a huge block party and everyone can take turns firing food scraps at Metallica" the new inductee promised a cheering crowd. 

It'll be a lucky dip with Tasers, Nunchucks and Brass Knuckles hidden inside gift packs, "We'll do a wheel of Death" where some lucky teenage BitTorrent downloader can brick the shit out of James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich.